Samsung Impact

General	2G Network	GSM 900 / 1800
	Announced	2008, June
	Status	Coming soon

Size	Dimensions	95 x 47 x 17.5 mm
	Weight

Display	Type	CSTN, 65K colors
	Size	128 x 160 pixels, 1.77 inches

Ringtones	Type	Polyphonic, MP3
	Customization	Download
	Vibration	Yes

Memory	Phonebook	1000 entries, Photo call
	Call records	30 dialed, 30 received, 30 missed calls
	Card slot	microSD (TransFlash)
		- 20 MB shared memory

Data	GPRS	Class 10 (4+1/3+2 slots), 32 - 48 kbps
	HSCSD	No
	EDGE	No
	3G	No
	WLAN	No
	Bluetooth	No
	Infrared port	No
	USB	Yes, v2.0

Features	Messaging	SMS, MMS
	Browser	WAP 2.0/xHTML
	Games	Yes + downloadable
	Colors	Black
	Camera	No
		- Java MIDP 2.0 - MP3 player - 3.5 mm audio output jack - MPEG4/3gp player - FM radio & recording - T9 - Organizer - Built-in handsfree

Battery		Standard battery, Li-Ion
	Stand-by	-
	Talk time	-

Sit N Surf

Surfing is a strenuous sport. You have to paddle you and your board out into the ocean, battling waves and currents all the while. People who surf regularly are almost always in great physical condition. Hey, when's the last time you saw a fat surfer? Well you may see some soon if our inventor dude has his way, he's invented the pedal powered surfboard, the Sit N Surf! Now you can sit back and relax as you pedal your way to rip a curl in a pro pipe. Since there are pedals and seats and such mounted on your new modified surf machine, there is no way you can stand up when you do catch a wave. So don't "hang ten", instead just hang on tight and hope you can balance your board while firmly planted on your butt. Gnarly dude!

Shoulder Saddle

Does your tiny tyke like to ride on your shoulders but you find it hard to hang on to fidgety feet? Have you recently discovered that your neck is starting to get a little diaper rash? Then you need the Shoulder Saddle! The saddle’s plastic yoke fits over your head and the breast plate and back plate evenly distributes the load.

The breast plate also makes an effective kick guard. Now if you can just get your petite passenger to understand that slapping your ears repeatedly doesn’t mean "go faster"!

Cool Shoes

Do you think sandals are the coolest thing in footwear on hot summer days? Not any more! Now that Cool Shoes, the air conditioned shoes have been invented. How cool are they? Check this out... they have a mini-network of heat exchange coils built into their heels. And, they're gravity powered, making them environmentally friendly. That's right, with every step you are activating the compressor chamber and forcing cool air up into your shoe via a rubber whoopee cushion for the sole. The foot sole that is. In principle, we love this idea. We just hope they don't make little farting sounds as you take each step.

Hurricane Bed

Hurricanes and tornadoes, two of Mother Nature's most powerful forces. They can rip your home to shreds, and you need a safe place to hide. So our wind resistant inventor devised his own little sardine can, the Hurricane Bed! This giant safety drawer features sturdy steal beams that are bolted to the floor. When you get wind of high winds, don your best smoking jacket and climb on in. There's a heavy duty latch for a total drawer lockdown, although safety belts are not included. This idea could work wonderfully well if we weren't completely claustrophobic. And don't forget your blankey!

Cricket Gun

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it bug you when you open the bait bucket and all of the crickets take this opportune moment to flee for their lives? This bait bucket thing is a two handed operation and you know what that means, you may have to set your beer down for a moment, causing you to lose concentration. Well we have the solution for all of your fishin' and cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky crickets and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the trigger and snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll be so bewildered by his blast from the past that he may not resist having you get your hooks in him. We do suggest one note of caution; fat crickets make a messy gun jam.

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