Hurricane Bed

Hurricanes and tornadoes, two of Mother Nature's most powerful forces. They can rip your home to shreds, and you need a safe place to hide. So our wind resistant inventor devised his own little sardine can, the Hurricane Bed! This giant safety drawer features sturdy steal beams that are bolted to the floor. When you get wind of high winds, don your best smoking jacket and climb on in. There's a heavy duty latch for a total drawer lockdown, although safety belts are not included. This idea could work wonderfully well if we weren't completely claustrophobic. And don't forget your blankey!