Sit N Surf

Surfing is a strenuous sport. You have to paddle you and your board out into the ocean, battling waves and currents all the while. People who surf regularly are almost always in great physical condition. Hey, when's the last time you saw a fat surfer? Well you may see some soon if our inventor dude has his way, he's invented the pedal powered surfboard, the Sit N Surf! Now you can sit back and relax as you pedal your way to rip a curl in a pro pipe. Since there are pedals and seats and such mounted on your new modified surf machine, there is no way you can stand up when you do catch a wave. So don't "hang ten", instead just hang on tight and hope you can balance your board while firmly planted on your butt. Gnarly dude!